MY CHILDREN HAVE WHAT?????
Hiya sistahs…
How has your weekend been? Well let me tell you what mine was all about. And this aint no “AFTER RELAXING SHOWAH PICTURE” (taken by my Iphone)
So this is what happened.. in the midst of CHA preparations ,cutting, stressing, regurgitating (LOL) etc..
I decided to take my darling children to the hairdresser.. they were SO excited to get their cuts and Tyler decided to mention at that moment that kids were sent home from school for LICE. And then I get some FLASHBACKS whilst (love WHILST) sitting at the hairdressers waiting for their turn.. I decide to inspect their heads there and was unsure what I was looking for. Now here’s something I should not admit but Tyler has been scratching for a while and he told me that it was because he was RUNNING (LOL at the association of the two).. and LOL even MORE at the MAMA who was too busy to even realize what was going on… So then I see he has white stuff in his hair and DEMAND that he CONDITION his thick locks and he did… Ok so now back to the hairdresser.. one of them inspects and says it is nothing so Jayden proceeds to get her hair cut.. Tyler is in his chair with his hairdresser and I ask that they check him. So then the BIG KAHUNA OWNER comes over, parts his hair and immediately finds the MAMA wandering around my sons head. I almost FAINTED. The BK (BIG KAHUNA) decides to amble over to my daughter’s head and proceeds to PART IT and sure enough he found the MAMA wandering around there.. I literally almost needed an ambulance to come scrape me off the floor. Ryan was working.. I was on my own. Then the 2 hairdressers proceed to look helplessly at BK and ask if they should FINISH the haircuts!! Tyler was being BUZZED so UM… AHEM.. they saw the look of horror on my face and they finished the job. KINDA. There ARE a few crooked sections .. LOL.We had a group of people staring at my poor kidlets and I proceeded to pay VERY quickly and tip VERY MUCHLY. Then my darling son decided that he should STICK HIS hand in a chocolate box for a snack.. I almost DIED of embarassment. Thank goodness there was a pharmacy next door where we bought a $36 OIL shampoo and SNACKS of course and made it an afternoon’s event.
Both children were stripped at the door (shivering), beds were stripped in about 6 seconds and then they were hosed off..LOL.
Then Denabella came to the Rescue, with lice comb in hand and showed me how to do my job properly.
That night we mushed OLIVE OIL and GEL on their heads and covered them in showercaps for them to MARINATE…LOL.
Sunday was a day of combing and nothing more was found. The scary part was thinking that my head of hair had it but THANK GOODNESS it doesnt..
That was my weekend.
HMPHH.
Mwah to da sistahs who feel so sorry for me and da kidlets
Em
p.s. Don’t forget this week’s BELLARIFIC sketch! due thursday night!